When milk becomes a match-saver and hat-tricks get boring
From cup drama to substitution chaos
From Anfield showdowns to superstitiously spat gum
When clean sheets meet sheet signings... plus why Madrid fans had a mini heart attack this week
Your Weekend Football Fix Just Got Weird
Turns out not every Pep is destined for greatness
Who else hates the winter break?
Whose Christmas will be spoiled this year?